FML, JUST FML
I just sent an email to 50+ highly educated adults which includes the phrase “if you drop food on the floor, please pick it up.”
I suffer from situational anxiety. At any given moment, I could have enough addictive and dangerous benzos on my person to kill myself and/or others…sanctioned by licensed medical professionals. Yet-carrying a joint in my pocket could possibly get me arrested and will definitely cause me to be vilified as a cheeto-eating stoner.
Someday you’ll drop dead and I’ll come to your funeral in a red dress